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An engineering phrase used to describe what happens when a program or device fails to function as expected.
"Oh, man, I just ran that query and it totally crapped the bed."
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someone who takes only their sleeping concerns into their considerations for sleeping arrangements on everyday, spring breaks, or other engagements. basically the opposite of everybody that had to sleep in the superdome after hurricane katrina except they chastize you for not sleeping on a comfortable bed.
Bed-layer 1:Wow this vacation is gonna be sweeeeeeeeeeet!
Bed-layer 2:Heck yes! i got top bunk!
Bed-layer 1: i got bottom.
Bed-layers 3-4: My obsession with philly cheesteaks, and my judism allows for our fat asses to take the king size. (Female Bed-layers)
Non Bed-layer 1: Well where are we supposed to sleep?
Bed-layer 2:You can use those couch cushions on the floor hahahahaha (Female, yet maleish tracy mcgradyesk devil laugh)
Non Bed-layers 1-4:YOU GOD DAMN BEDLAYERS OOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
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Tanning Beds give off mainly ultraviolet radiation, that people use to darken their skin AKA give themselves tans. And most likely Skin Cancer in the future.
A new analysis of about 20 studies concludes the risk of skin cancer jumps by 75 percent when people start using tanning beds before age 30.
Experts also found that all types of ultraviolet radiation caused worrying mutations in mice, proof the radiation is carcinogenic. Previously, only one type of ultraviolet radiation was thought to be lethal.
The new classification means tanning beds and ultraviolet radiation are definite causes of cancer, alongside tobacco, the hepatitis B virus and chimney sweeping, among others.
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This person got to work unusually early.
Australian slang.
Worker still at work meets guy coming to work before he leaves.
Geez, mate, why are you here so early?
Didja shit the bed?
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n. the act of entering the threshold of a room at a high velocity and then leaping through the air landing on the bed, in hopes of removing it from the frame, of course with some one sleeping in it.
Dude, last night Evan administered a huge bed bomb on Keith. He wasn't very happy.
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A cheap whore that will jump in any bed.
Joe: Trish is a mega Bed Monkey.
Dirk: No shit, that b*tch is always ruffling my sheets.
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What you create for yourself when you fart in a tanning bed.
Last night, after a large dinner, I went to the tanning salon and accidentally made my own death bed.
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