Friend: “How did you afford to buy all of that?”
Stripper: “I’ve been pole bending on the weekends.”
When you smoke the stinky ganja and you've become one with the couch.
Hey Batman tell IronMan he doesn't need to bring me his extra suit because I'm already flying in the bend zone.
ruler are supposed to be straight so basically they are calling you fruity.
guy 1: he looks kinda hot
guy 2: oh? whats got your ruler in a bend today?
The command Bubba gives in prison when he sees one of his bitches and is in the mood.
"Hey! That honkey over there! Bend and spread 'em, 'cause I'm going in!"
It was one fine day in November 2019,chilling at wilko car park. UNTIL Jamie weake bends over William on the wall and gropes him. This left William scarred for life and fearful. Now we say "bend over" to hint to him his flaws.
When youre humping a girl fast and it slips out and you hit her gooch.
Dude i was pumping so fast i slipped out and got a gummy bend.
Basically someone who's really epic
Oh gosh she might be Cola Bend