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The act of defecating on people whilst crowd surfing
"Did you see that guy at the music festival last night? he was crowd birthing, the dirty bastard."
Loperamide, or generic Imodium. Over-the-counter antidiarrheal that slows the digestive tract. Makes it easier to predict your body so that you can have anal sex without making a mess.
Gotta run to Rite-Aid to pick up some gay birth control
The Idea that a person's quality of life is determined at birth. His/her life is all dependent on race, region, religion, sex, and genetics.
This is also known as "Lottery of Birth".
Tommy: Did you hear about that Paki kid that was forced into marriage at 10?
John: Poor girl lost the birth lottery.
What a Women’s hospital used to be called before men could give birth.
Get this birthing person to a birthing hospital!
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puttin ur head up a milfs vagy
yooo dude i totally did the birth canal on a badddd milfyy
A sexual act in which the lady viciously straddles the face of her partner whilst screaming and cursing. The partner then has to push himself forward to breathe before she can defecate on his chest.
What's up, Dave? You look glum.
Sharon and I home birthed last night and we'd been to Taco Bell.
Someone who vastly out performs his/her peers at a particular activity. Common in the South. Home birth's obviously have no birth certificate thus making the validity of their age up for debate
Lebron James is way to badass to be 24, hes gotta be 35.... Home Birth!