first kiss

Something that, if not recieved before the end of high school, makes you pathetic in the eyes of society.

John is 19 and still hasn't had his first kiss!

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first ladies

the hottest fucking bitches around,
and you wanna bang every one of them.
usually found at clubs and parties all over long island, to nyc, to jersey. they run shit.

"that girl is so fucking gorgeous. she must be in the first ladies."

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first contact

The act of fingering a pregnant lady, sticking your finger so far up as to touch the unborn fetus's head.

Dude I fingered my preggo gf last night and made first contact.

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First Time

The greatest song of all time, performed by the greatest band of all time.

It feels like the first time that we've fallen behind and.. we've faltered too far down, no one can save us.

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First [Bubba]

The male partner/husband of a President of the United States who comes from the South and who chortles easily, instinctively slaps others' backs as a sign of affirmation, loves to eat barbequed meats, and who longs to be a NASCAR driver more than a male First Lady.

Howdy Mr. First Bubba, are those port ribs or beef?
The President didn't accompany the First Bubba to the tractor pull.

First Screens

Giving your friend the first turn/round on a video game.

“Here’s the sticks bro, you got first screens”

First Timer

Male or female person who is known for their patience and skill with someone, always leading a have a great and safe first sexual experience in bed.

"I know Jane she's a great First Timer, you should set her up with your friend he'll have a great time"

"Thank you for the great evening, I didn't know you were such a great First Timer. I feel wonderful"