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Something that, if not recieved before the end of high school, makes you pathetic in the eyes of society.
John is 19 and still hasn't had his first kiss!
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the hottest fucking bitches around,
and you wanna bang every one of them.
usually found at clubs and parties all over long island, to nyc, to jersey. they run shit.
"that girl is so fucking gorgeous. she must be in the first ladies."
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The act of fingering a pregnant lady, sticking your finger so far up as to touch the unborn fetus's head.
Dude I fingered my preggo gf last night and made first contact.
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The greatest song of all time, performed by the greatest band of all time.
It feels like the first time that we've fallen behind and.. we've faltered too far down, no one can save us.
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First Mouth is what we aliens like to call human belly buttons.
Sam: Hey Dean watch out for those aliens ok man, they are putting dildos in peopls first mouths.
Dean: This sounds like a good time for some pie.
What you should always do when you want to squeeze/pinch/spank someone's behind.
I find that most cute chicks are reasonably "permissive" if they know you fairly well and like you okay; usually a gal will let you play with her buns if you are always a gentleman by making sure to assk first.
Values thrust upon staff that mean sweet F.A. and have hidden meanings.
In order to cut costs, lets get rid of the people first rather than improving the business, as that is far easier and all I can handle.
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