first kiss

Something that, if not recieved before the end of high school, makes you pathetic in the eyes of society.

John is 19 and still hasn't had his first kiss!

first ladies

the hottest fucking bitches around,
and you wanna bang every one of them.
usually found at clubs and parties all over long island, to nyc, to jersey. they run shit.

"that girl is so fucking gorgeous. she must be in the first ladies."

first contact

The act of fingering a pregnant lady, sticking your finger so far up as to touch the unborn fetus's head.

Dude I fingered my preggo gf last night and made first contact.

First Time

The greatest song of all time, performed by the greatest band of all time.

It feels like the first time that we've fallen behind and.. we've faltered too far down, no one can save us.

First Bus

A bus company that will never fucking show up.

A: Waiting for bus, due 345678345678923456 mins ago.
B: Calls A
Oy where the fuck are you
A: Bus still hasnt fucking cum, thats first bus for ya

first but not foremost

Definition: First in order but not in importance. Not as important, despite being mentioned in the first place. The opposite to "last but not least".

First but not foremost, you have to write very clearly. Second, your writing should be truly original and captivating.

Hello, I see, I am the first guest to arrive but certainly not foremost.

first but not foremost

Definition: First in order but not in importance. Not as important, despite being mentioned in the first place. The opposite to "last but not least".

First but not foremost, you have to write very clearly. Second, your writing should be truly original and captivating.

Hello, I see, I am the first guest to arrive but certainly not foremost.