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I'd buy her an icecream cone

Means "I'd fuck her up the ass".

GUY: Caryn's hot. I'd buy her an icecream cone.

by RaeRaeRae July 29, 2005


can i buy you a drink?

Perhaps the best way to make sure you don't get laid that night. Any guy who buys a girl a drink is automatically desperate, and they are just showing the girl their weakness. Next time a girl asks you to buy her a drink, say, give me a french kiss. If she says no, then why should you buy her a drink. Think about it.

Guy: Can I buy you a drink?

Girl: Aww, Thanks. (takes drink and moves on to the real man who is getting drinks bought for him)

by mysterymethod July 14, 2010


at least buy me a drink first

A come-back used when someone asks you something personal or inconvenient.

Josh: Hey Delica, can I borrow your scissors?
Delica: Josh! At least buy me a drink first!

by jdpitt December 17, 2013


National Buy Someone a Hydroflask Day

The annual celebration of Hydroflasks and the spirit of giving! Designated day for someone to buy you a hydroflask:)

I would want a yellow hydroflask on National Buy Someone a Hydroflask Day this year.

by Anonymous...3210 May 19, 2021


Where Can You Buy Cocaine

Why are you typing this on Urban Dictionary?

Either you are an addict.

Or your way to bored in school.

Kyle: Hey Many Where Can You Buy Cocaine?

Mom: Kyle you have a serious problem.

by Jack Frost 713 February 05, 2020


buy one get one free

a synonym for masturbation

Kease: I heard your girl left for vacation?
Mikey: Yup, so im going to have to buy one get one free until she comes back

by John Doughty April 30, 2008


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by Pillforabortion May 26, 2022