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A man who is as close to a god as possble.
Guy 1: Chuck Norris is god.
Guy 2: Yes. I look up to him.
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the person to be able to kill gods with a roundhouse kick
the only reason why the zombies run towards you in l4d is because they are running away from chuck norris
chuck norris can split atoms with his fists
guy 1 "what will it be sir"
chuck norris "a whiskey"
guy 2 "whiskey is for fa...."
guy 2 dies because of chucks godliness
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the one and only guy who has both testicles larger
99,9% of men have one testicle larger from the other one. both of chuck norris' testicles are larger.
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One drop of ball-sweat from Jimmy Page's nuts mixed with two drops of ball-sweat from Bruce Lee's nuts.
Chuck Norris is combined ball-sweat of two gods.
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Theeee coolest fucking guy that has ever roundhoused on this planet. EVER.
Dude, Chuck Norris is my fucking hero.
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A bad ass who use to be undefeated in kicking ass, but lost to jorge nunez badly. His heart suffered a concussion that day.
Chuck Norris just got knocked out by da greatest.
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GOD DID NOT CREAT THE BIG BANG CHUCK NORRIS DID WHEN HE LIT HIS FART IN THE VACHUME OF SPACE
CHUCK NORRIS
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