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Morning beverage that should taste fresh and uplifting; unfortunately, those who do not put effort in morning coffee create a vile beverage that is usually spit out immediately
Geoff put fresh coffee grounds into the old coffee filter this morning again; he's made ass coffee again, prick!
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A male, usually in his 60's, living in Suburban Philadelphia, that exhibits bad acne scarring on his face, usually disfiguring.
Fred: You still going out with that Coffee Cakes Guy?
Kellie: Nah, I kicked Coffee Cakes to curb months ago.
Dude has acne so bad, there's no recovering from his Coffee Cakes complexion. I feel bad for the fucker.
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Any person who has extreme skills in the ancient art of coffee.
In Starbucks world, usually the people who wear the black aprons or the person you never see yet magically makes a yummy beverage appear in your hand.
Random dude, " So what do you do for a living".
Coffee ninja, "I'll show you".
disappears in thin air and reappears with a triple grande upside down marble mocha macchioto in hand.
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A person whom, if they don't have their coffee in the morning, becomes a complete bitch
i.e. never dare this person to go a day without coffee, because you will regret it!
Coffee Bitch: OMG You wouldn't want to know me if I don't have my coffee!
Normal Guy: Jeez dude you're such a Coffee Bitch!
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Coffee that is highly caffeinated. A strong brew.
Waitress, please give me a cup of Leaded Coffee. I want the good stuff.
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Famous mod created for Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas (PC Version) that totally assraped its reputation. The mod unlocks a hidden sex mini-game in which you pleasure your prostitute by doing different combos and such. In the end of it all the game gets slaped with and AO (Adults Only) rating for content not even included in the game, while the n00b who created it gets off scott-free
soccer mom: Those evil game designers mis lead my litte jimmy to believe this game was safe for him to play!
smart person: Do you even consider what your kids download off the internet? Start monitoring your irrisponsible kids you lazy bitch
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A muffler, usually bought on Ebay, is welded to a stock exhuast system. It is usually bought and installed on Civics, Cavaliers, Neons and others that do not have heavy aftermarket supports. Because it is installed on a stock exhaust system, it usually sounds like shit. Kids who live with their moms that work at McDonalds purchase these coffee cans.
Yuki: Hey that kid has a nice car but why does it sound like shit?
Ray: Cuz that guy's gotta coffee can off Ebay.
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