A conversation whose topic is centered on an individual who is present but not participating.
Jack: "Did you hear about Cory? Man, he's such a tool."
Joe: "Yeah really. What a meathead."
Jimbob: "I never liked that Cory guy either."
Cory: "I hate orbital conversations."
When a conversation in a text chat or irl gets way off track
Jake: and that’s why I can’t trust someone who likes pineapple on pizza!
John: true lmao, we had some real conversational drift here. Got way off our topic of The Florida trip
When someone is focusing on something else while youre telling a story and they realize youre talking, in the middle of your story they say " wait what were you saying? sorry i wasnt listening" pretty much sending the message that theyre not interested in what you have to say or theyre busy and they dont have time to talk.
Daniel: man today my teacher was talking about his mom, and then missy was like 'what about your dog?' and he was like well his name is..
Nicki: Im sorry what? i wasnt listening
Daniel: Damn, you just conversation incremulated me!
Nicki: Sorry
People who doesn't contribute to a conversation in any meaningful way and clutter the conversation
Usually can be identified by their excessive use of "Lol","Lmao" or by saying random sentences in contrary of a conversation is taking place
Steve: Have you seen the new movie?
Paul: Lol
Fred: Yeah and it was trash
Paul: Lmao
Steve: oh.
Paul: Lol
Fred: You're such a Conversation mites Paul, shut the fuck up
Dick so good it changes her/his/their political affiliation and/or religious beliefs.
Matt: How was that girl last night?
Me: Gave her that good conversion dick, told me she was gonna vote for Biden!
When you're talking to two people online and the same topic comes up in both conversations at the same time, completely unplanned by you.
Chat 1: I went to the beach today, I was so scared when I saw the 'Beware of Sharks' sign!
Chat 2: I just watched Jaws, best movie ever!
You: Major Conversation Sync.
A person who always likes to replies with one word responses like "K" etc
Courtney - "Aw what have been upto"
Hone "nothing much"
Courtney "Aw man stop being a conversation cutter"