Juicy Coochie

Skewed reference to the popular women's urban clothing store, Juicy Couture. Many men cannot pronounce "Couture"...simply calling it "Juicy Coochie(Spanglish slang, for wet vagina)."

"WTF...you paid $95 for a freaking T-shirt, at Juicy Coochie????"

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coochie poop

A queef that is so intense that a soft bloody white substance shoots out of the vagina, much like poop.

Dude I: I was eating my chick out last night and she coochie pooped all over my face.

Dude II: Shit man, you should have given her the golden doughnut.

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Coochie Cutter

Choochie cutter: Is when you/someone is wearing tight pants/short pants and it gives you/them a wedgy or camel toe, and it cuts into your cooch.

“Man I have a coochie cutter!”

“Damn girl that sucks, better pick it out”

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Droopy Coochie

1) Your vagina is really saggy.
2) When a vag always drips a nasty smelly discharge.

2) "She done fucked so many guys, she caught some nasty ass STD."

"Yea and she also got a droopy coochie too."

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Coochie Man

An evil spirit that’s dead set on taking the only good enough virgin sacrifice, Baker. He usually appears when his name is chanted 3 times in the dark by a virgin

Person 1: bro coochie man is coming after Baker!

Person 2: bro why!?

Person 3: cause she’s a virgin that’s why!!

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Coochie Pickle

Any store bought or homegrown garden variety cucumber that can be used for personal pleasure

The vegetable drawer of the fridge is a great place to store your coochie pickle.

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Caca Coochie

when you wipe back to front & drag your caca through your pussy lips, resulting in the dreaded caca coochie.

I could smell Mali’s caca coochie from across the room.

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