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The unreported and undisclosed COVID infections among individuals with the capability to temporarily remove themselves from society until fully recovered.
Hey, has anyone heard from Mary?
Yeah, it's rather strange. I haven't seen her for a couple of weeks.
It's probably just covert COVID. She'll surface soon enough.
A dump so devastating it has the potential to end humanity.
The type of dump that could ground a plane, close a business, or could be proclaimed as a public health emergency.
Tim: Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. The smell made my eyes water and I think my throat started to close up!
Pat: Yeah man. I took a Covid Dump in there a couple hours ago.
When a country’s “zero Covid” policy leads to more restrictions and bans on both locals and aliens, often creating irrational fear and panic buying among them due to a shortage of fresh produce in wet markets and of basic essentials in supermarkets, including the closure of religious sites and hair salons nationwide.
How long more would Communist China hold the people in Hong Kong under Covid hostage?
When someone has had enough of Coronavirus and wants to get out of quarantine asap. They usually go in a Covid Craze when they are bored or haven’t gone outside for ages.
“Did you see Jennifer’s Whatsapp status?! I think she’s having a Covid Craze”
When superstitious folks are gullibly led to believe that applying feng shui principles at the entrance of their house or office building would ward off the coronavirus or its deadlier variants—when the yin or negative energies of the pandemic outside would be neutralized by the yang or positive energies inside.
Thanks to Covid-☯️, a number of feng shui masters saw a golden opportunity to prey on the superstitious or frightened folks to grow their paranormal businesses.
The 10lbs in weight we're all gaining from comfort-eating and comfort-drinking.
On a Zoom call to Mark, Anthea quickly realised he was experiencing Covid-10 as his cheeks were bloated, and his chin had virtually doubled.
Junior had to ask Dad to stop eating all the tubs of ice cream on a daily basis, or he would become very chubby and catch a mild form of Covid-10.
A Covid year is a year that is marked by extreme time dilations where time seems to go by much slower due to tedious chaos and the inability to socialize in person.
Me: So I got together with by brothers last night. We had a nice time going out to dinner.
Them: Its been a while - a covid year to be exact.