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Rights Dangling

“Rights Dangling” is a method used by politicians to scare citizens into donating money and voting for them. Politicians from both parties will constantly “fight” over your rights (all for show) instead of focusing on changes that would benefit society. And this is why we hear about abortion and guns on the daily rather than small achievable things like banning certain cancerous foods, increasing pay for teachers, and other things that would improve your life.

Having your rights dangled above you on a daily basis will severely polarize you and put you in a permanent bad mood. However, this bad mood makes you more likely to donate money and rally for a certain side’s cause.

Even though everyone agrees that these certain things are rights that should be limited and left there. Like how guns may not be an issue if assault weapons were banned and the legal age of purchase was, say, raised to an age where people’s brains were fully developed.

But, this method of politicing is a f***big gold mine. Officials don’t actually need to get anything done and can get paid to speak to crowds of angry people while we see zero progress for long periods of time.

And somehow they all get rich in the process?

Vote for me and I’ll protect your right to abortion!
Perosn: “damnn our congresswoman is constantly Rights Dangling… I swear to god I haven’t seen her do anything that’s made a change in like 10 years… but Pete’s mom keeps donating to her?”

Senator whatshisface is coming after your right to bear arms! Vote for me and donate to the cause today and I’ll make sure no one lays a hand on your teen’s AK style assault weapon! :D

Person: They just be rights dangling. If they could focus on a compromising solution that kept everyone safe, maybe I wouldn’t have to hear or read the words “guns” and “12 dead children” like very other freaking day.

by Dopeflover May 10, 2023


slaying dangles

To masturbate

I’m going to be slaying dangles in the shower.

by evapo777 February 13, 2018


Dangling Keys

1. A group of metal objects with pointy edges banging against each other on a ring making a sound

2. Those things you use to get back into your house when your drunk, banging against each other because you can't find the right one

I'll use these dangling keys to distract the president while I make my daring escape to the rofl-copter

by ShamwowMcHamstring December 13, 2014


Dick dangling

The equivalent of pussy popping for men

Mar: look at him dick dangling for some change

by Dahp1 June 10, 2022


Dangle Buddies

Slang term for the testes. AKA nuts

Jim woke up with Franks dangle buddies on his forehead.

by Dubbinz August 9, 2010


Dangling

The act of towering over your girlfriend from behind and draping your cock and balls over the top of her head. It should come down to at least eye level if your lucky. If your way more fortunate, then it will probably drape down to her nostrils or touch her lips.

Girl: "So, what did you have in mind this time?"
Man: "Well, now that were naked I want to try dangling."
Girl: "Oh, what's that?"
Man: *Looks at the Camera* "Oh, you'll find out."
*The man steps behind her and towers over her, draping his cock and balls over her forehead*
Girl: "I can't see anything!"
Man: "That's the whole premise of dangling, babe!"

by Faith Steel March 1, 2021


Dangled

The Slang "dangled" means: to be put in your place and embarrassed, or be seriously beaten in a game.

"Holy fuck bro, I just Dangled your ass!"

by dammit outstrip queller July 1, 2023