The moment just after you realize you royally fucked up at work and double check to make sure you didn't actually shit yourself.
Me: Oh my god. Tracy just emailed a nude photo to her boyfriend while copying all 14,000 employees.
Trevor: Guaranteed fecalation right there.
Me: Yup.
A festival held my the mole people where each person donates a gram of shit and they lace there houses with shit ornaments, once they are finished they bring down a human and split his penis open put some shit in his dick and see it closed
Hey the mole people are starting a fecal festival lay low so your duck don’t get shit in it
One who spelunks for fecal matter. Pertaining largely to the genus Ass Anglerus Maximus. See also: recal rummager
Boy, howdy! This gay bar sure is filled with loads and loads of ass anglers. Cecil, look there! That's one heckuva hairy leather-clad fecal fisherman! I can almost taste the shit mist...
Having to poop so hard you can't move.
A common occurrence of Prairie dogging it,goes hand in hand with fecal paralysis.
The majority of the components of fecal matter
By looking through the fecal bulk, they reasoned what he had eaten for dinner.
The merging of three or more shit storms form a fecal vortex.
This country is in a real fecal vortex politically.