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When sitting on the toilet, urinating skyward (as a reflex to the natural urge to pee after dropping a deuce) due to the boner obtained while watching porn.
John tagged himself with a golden stream in a post porcelain porn fountain after watching tranny hooker porn.
A triple gay threesome where two men shoot cum streams at eachother where a third man stays below and lets the Heavenly Mixture fall into his mouth. The third is typically white while the first two are black. It is named this because of the lengths they will go to have another sip.
I tried Fountain of Youthing with Brody and Joseph, I would sell all of my mortal possessions to have a single drop.
Normally taste like spit, grass, mildew or other unknown substances. Also warm most of the time. Just go buy a bottle of water instead, to save yourself time and sanity.
Person A: *Coughing*
Person B: Dude, go get some water
Person A: I'd rather keep choking than go to the school fountain
Person B: Yeah, true.
a spaghetti fountain is like a bukkake, but instead of a girl, it's spaghetti.
"Bro c'mon! We're doing a spaghetti fountain tonight! Everybody's gonna be there!"
A fictional fountain that makes you younger the longer you stay. Also when a show is running out of ideas.
I cummed into the fountain of youth and now it's all gone :(
When a group of guy gather in a circle and pee on one guy in the middle. The guy being peed on is called the fountain boy
Dude, Aaron was the fountain boy at the party last weekend