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When you make French toast mix and put your dick in the batter then you stick it in the frying pan. It may sting a bit but at the end you have a nice treat for you and your girlfriend/ boyfriend.
Friend: Yo dude, what'd you eat this morning?
You: well, I gave my girl a French deepfry.
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The act of dipping one's genitals into a toilet bowl, getting a blow job, and then French kissing said blower.
My new girlfriend is kind of a freak and wanted to try the swirly French. Turns out it is pretty great.
My friend got a swirly French in a public restroom the other day. He's not feeling so well now.
They simply do not exist, if someone tells you they are Fr*nch don't believe them they are lying.
"Oui are French People."
"No your not, the Fr*nch aren't real silly."
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The sexual act where a male insert his penis into an anus and swirls it around like a helicopter propeller. Like the tongue during a french kiss .
agendus gave hera a French buttsex so hard that she propelled to the roof
In the act of taking any sort of food and putting it inside of a human asshole and than eating it
I use dillon forester for French Relish
Sex on your lunch break
The kids were both at school, the wife called me upstairs for a French lunch!
A wonderfuly fragrant booty hole.
The aroma of her French blossom was intoxicating.
The smells of her French blossom were so inviting I had to eat her ass.