good kung fu / bad kung fu

A double-teaming tactic employing a delicate, yet profound balance of yin/yang.
Can be similar to the police interrogation method called good cop / bad cop.
Can be sexual with one in the poot and one in the shute.
In any case, both actors supplement or intensify the effect of the other while remaining individually distinct and somewhat opposite in mannerism.

(on cell:) "Yo, Clyde, slide to my crib. I got me a mad hot Amazon ho and she ready for some GOOD KUNG FU / BAD KUNG FU."

GOOD FUNG FU: "Snatch the pebble, grasshoppa."
BAD KUNG FU: "No tickee, no washee."

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shaq fu

V - Proclamation of one's love of Shaquille O'Neal, often written or uttered by gay admirers of the star basketball player.

shaq fu

and,yes,that can be read 2 ways

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kung fu it

to leave in a cool manner.

Freddy's here. Let's kung fu it bitch.

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wang fu

Noun - the martial art in which one uses a wang-like object as a weapon; the art or method of "crashing" a web server by large quantity of valid HTTP requests from a large number of people.

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Kung Fu

a "fighting" style that allows japaneese people to think that they have their own cool style to kick someone's ass, but is really just an expression that says- "hit me, seriously, i will throw very light, shity punches that would only hurt japs and frenchmen"

"bring it, i will Kung Fu your ass down!" 2 hours later:
"so, doctor, how much blood was lost again? i cant remember because of the cuncussion that italian kid gave me..."

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kung fu

noun: to kung fu
adj: of or like kung fu
pronoun: i dunno.

daaaamn.. that lil man got kung fu'd by that big man!

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Bar Fu

The art of drunken bar hopping

"Hey man it's Saturday night, I'm gonna go jerk off all over you're moms face then practice Bar Fu"

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