german helmet

a) Head of a circumcised penis
and a helmet that was used by Germans, especially the Nazi SS in 1939-1945

Then Jimmy said to himself, "i love my german helmet"
the Nazis are also known for their german helmets

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german plunger

When a girl sucks your dick and another girl sucks your balls.

I got a german plunger from those 2 hott girls last night.

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German School

A place in which faggots and racist congergrate to talk about how many jews they have slain, or how many penis' they have touched.

Hey man, do you go to the German School?" "Absolutely not, im not a homosexual.

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East German

The act of masturbating until your about to ejaculate, and then suddenly stopping and not finishing. This is usually done the day before a sporting event, and is believed to increase the performance of the athlete who performs this act. The name "East German" originates from the 1980 East German Olympic team who allegedly did this before each event.

I East German'ed before my track meet and won my race!!

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german words

Nobody can pronounce, and end up saying FUCK out of rage in front of a substitute teacher.

Woche die fem (n) week. Es sind sieben (7) Tage in jeder Woche. Jahr das neut (n) year. ein Kalenderjahr. heute (n) today. Sie sieht heute wirklich traurig aus. morgen (n) tomorrow. Bis morgen! gestern (n) yesterday. gestern Nachmittag. Kalender der masc (n) calendar. Sekunde die fem (n) second. Stunde die fem (n) hour.-German words (core)

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german nigga

a borica. dont ever call them this, or theyll bust you open.

"This aint the old days shorties was bustin, aint no fuckin jokin
Some nigga called me a german (german nigga), I had to bust him open"--Big Pun, featured on the Lord Tariq & Peter Gunz song "Cross Bronx Expressway"

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German Bomber

v. To execute a shit from height, generally more than 10 ft. in order to entertain oneself.

Phillipe German Bombered out of a tree onto an unsuspecting couple.

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