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Derived from the mullet-descriptor 'business in the front, party in the back', the stage where a man's hair is too long in the back to be considered acceptable or uniform with the rest of the hair, and too short to be considered a mullet.
Person 1: " Dude, what's going on with your hair? Two more weeks without a trim and you'll be a full on Joe Dirt."
Person 2: "Yeah, I know; I need to get rid of this happy-hour ASAP! And, its pronounced 'Dirte.'"
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-Noun- One hour at the end of March, during which, people who don’t believe that the human race is a virus and know that man made global warming is a load of manure, celebrate technology. We celebrate by turning on all lights in our homes (those of us with mercury laden, curly-cue light bulbs replace them with incandescent bulbs), turning on as many power-draining electronic devices as we can, running our SUVs in neutral with a brick on the gas pedal, burning Styrofoam effigies of Al Gore, Phil Jones, Jane Lubchenco and other climate liars.
Q: So, how was your earth hour?
A: pretty good but i feel like i got black lung from all that burning styrofoam!
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1. Something crappy.
2. Something amateurly put together. Yes, amateurly.
in southern voice "Sweet Tea? More like amateur hour"
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When a Pisces gets rejected, putting them in tuna hours. Often followed up by drinking Pabst Blue Ribbon and listening to Guns 'N' Roses.
"Bro, this girl I was into just curved me. Full blown tuna hours tonight"
"Shit I'm sorry bro, wanna drink PBR and listen to 'November Rain' by GNR?"
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A drinking game (originating in Upstate NY/Capital District area).
Usually played, just prior, to heading out to the bars & clubs (A.K.A. "pre-game drinking" or "pre-gaming").
RULES: using an egg timer, or clock... every participant drinks a completely full shot glass of beer every minute, on the minute... for a complete hour.
This game is used as an easy way to get a quick "buzz"... yet difficult (for some) due to the constant smaller quantities of alcohol, timing, and aeration of the beer.
Person A: "Let's get toasted before we head out to the bars!.
Person B: "Alright!"
Person C: "I think it's time for a Power Hour!"
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A time at night where everyone's asleep. And this is the only time to get something done at the sacrafice of sleep.
"The only time I can get anything done is during the Zero Hour"
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Between the hours of 0800 and 0900 on ship, the ship's XO forces everyone to clean, sand and paint the ship's pways despite the fact that the ship is 20-30 years old and broken down; this time of ridiculousness is what is called happy hour. Most military members rock out to tunes of their choosing during happy hour because alcoholic beverages and prescription drugs are not available, and it is hard to endure cleaning the same shit every fucking day. Some ship XOs go so far as to host, "happy hour competitions," to rouse military members to compete against one another, despite the fact that when you do the same thing everyday it is technically not a competition, you fucktard.
Dude, did you see that chick cleaning at today at happy hour? I'd totally bang her in a fan room, dude...
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