Internet years pass much quicker than real years. It is due to the very frequent and enormous amount of updates on blogs and news sites.
Example: if you bump into an image that you had seen days ago it feels like it happened ages ago.
Fred Flinstone's comment: "I can't wait to try this videogame. When is it coming out?"
Michael J. Fox's comment: "Where have you been in the past 100 internet years? Your grandma might have rocked that game."
Someone who is popular online and in gaming. They usually have a high steam level, expensive skins and discord nitro. E-girls love them.
Have you seen green, he has a karambit tiger tooth, he must be an internet chad
A state of mind. To become an internet funnyman, you must first discover your third eye. Can also be achieved via YouTube videos.
"Dude, that guy is definitely an internet funnyman"
A person (or persons) that one may typically find on the internet. Their opinions and understandings of any subject they choose to discuss are superior to that of you or any expert in the field. They frequent message boards, the blogosphere, and can be found anywhere on the internet. Not every person that uses the internet is an "internet person," and it's very rare that an internet person would acknowledge his or her self as being one.
Internet people can easily be likened to the Comic Book Guy from The Simpsons.
They also frequently like unpopular things and hate popular things, though if unpopular things become popular they can switch their opinions easily.
Not to be confused with troll
Normal person: "I loved Ocarina of Time, it's easily one of the greatest games of all time."
Internet person: "Ocarina of Time was a trite play on what was once a great series. It is simply A Link to the Past in 3D, with a simplistic and predictable story. Your opinion on the game shows your lack of sophistication."
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When you think you can sit behind your computer screen and write whatever you want, to whomever you want. These are not things you would say the person if you were face to face. That would require having balls when you're away from your computer...which you don't. Internet balls are only obtained while behind the screen and keyboard.
"Liz has internet balls. She wrote a long winded post about my wife being a drugged out zombie. I would like to see her say that stuff to her face!"
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Popular quotes, images, and real people, which are copied, imitated, and spread all over the internet(s)!
Mom says, "The internet is not only about pron, it's also about internet memes."
Dad says, "Internet memes are spread like wild rumours, and computer viruses. The most popular memes on the internet are like the Living Meme, they keep evolving."
Adopted Son says, "I don't know what pron means... Will you plz show it to me?" *troll face*
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A person who knows a lot about the internet and how it works and how to use the internet according to his need other than just surfing, downloading and sharing.
Web developers and web designers are internet savvy people.
Hackers are one of the internet savvy people
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