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1. (noun). A dark-skinned (or non-caucasian) male who is only sexually attracted to caucasian women.
2. (noun). A sexually promiscuous man; a man whore.
3. (noun). A married man whose wife has found out that he has been having an extramarital affair or affairs with other women.
4. (noun). A man who is a dangerous and/or accident-prone automobile driver.
5. (noun). A man who is or has been physically abused by a woman, usually a wife or girlfriend.
6. (noun). A mixed race man with dark skin.
1. Tyrell has sex only with white women. He's the Tiger Woods of Harlem.
2. Joe screws every woman he can get into bed.
3. Once Bob's wife Vicky found out he was screwing two women on the side she divorced him and got most of his assets, including the house and car, in the divorce settlement.
4. Jake has been in two car accidents this month. In the first accident he hit a fire hydrant while drinking and texting; in the second accident he drove his Porsche through his neighbor's living room.
5. Eddy had to leave the state because his girlfriend has been beating his ass black and blue. I hear Eddy is going to live in a battered men's shelter with other skinny wimps.
6. With one look Candace knew the male dancer was neither black nor white. All she knew for sure was that he was dark skinned.
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To have an erection, typically in a public situation.
Used metaphorically to mean to show off. Also used metaphorically to mean a sudden rise in value.
What's the worst place to sport wood?
Gotto go with the funeral. As a pall bearer.
These earbuds are the only appropriate way to sport wood in public.
The Fed announced Quantitative Easing will be exited October. The Dollar sported wood immediately.
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On instance of a very regular and frequent schedule of sexual encounters between a male and their current partner.
He's at her place every day makin' wood deliveries.
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To loose an erect penis.
(During sexual encounter) Damm, im losing wood...
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Molly Kristin Wood (born May 23, 1975) is an executive editor at CNET.com and previously a writer for Associated Press, MacHome Journal magazine, and O'Reilly Media. Wood hosts the Buzz Out Loud podcast with Tom Merritt as well as the "Gadgettes" podcast with Kelly Morrison. Wood also hosts a video news show called "The Buzz Report," a quirky technology video news column that is published weekly. She has appeared in more mainstream media such as Regis and Kelly and CNBC's On the Money.
Wood hails from Bismarck, North Dakota. She has a BA in journalism with a minor in French from the University of Montana in Missoula, Montana. During her senior year (June 1996 - May 1997) she served as the Presidient-in-Chief of the USS Enterprise. Upon graduation, she took a job as a subspace correspondent at Starfleet Academy. In July 1997, she joined the World Weekly News, handling a variety of both general news and sports stories in the western US.
In December 2006, Molly announced that she was expecting a baby. Wood gave birth to a baby boy named "Eli" on March 2, 2007.
Molly Wood is amazing.
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Perhaps one of the greatest of God's creations, but at the same time the worst. It all depends on the circumstances. When the body goes into REM sleep, capillaries go into hyper vasodilation, and thus the penis becomes goes in one of the most intense and hardest erections a man can experience.
TEACHER: Tommy!? You're late again! Care to explain!?
TOMMY: You want the truth?
TEACHER: Yes!
TOMMY: OK, here it goes. For the past few mornings, I've woken up with some gnarly morning wood, and to waste something is a sin; so, I took full advantage of the situation each time.
DAN: Dude, what's up? You sick or something?
JAKE: No, man. I slept naked last night, and slept in this morning to the point where my mom came into my room and threw the sheets off of me. I had massive morning wood, dude, and she saw it. AWKWARD!!!
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What Falmouth, MA townies use to refer to people who live in Woods Hole, often said disparagingly, despite the fact that Woods Hole kicks ass, and is the only part of Falmouth that is simultaneously both classy AND unique. Case in point -- Ballymead's classy, right? Not unique, though! All the houses look exactly the same more or less, all white, with perfectly manicured lawns.
And the rest of Falmouth, classy? Fuck outta here man. More like trashy as fuck.
Woods Holians shit on townies. And that's a fact. Fuckin' gutter trash townies tryna talk shit; run yo pockets nigga. Yeen really got it like us yeen really swole like us.
Look, those sandals are sooo Woods Holian, I don't think they'll go over well with the Seacoast crowd.
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