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Knew I would inundate ud!!
Don’t doubt my love for you!!! Ever!!!!
I understand why you did:(
But don’t!!!
I am so incredibly, absolutely in love with you!!! That will never change!! I want to be waking to you everyday…
You, me… Just need to be in each others arms… even for a minute!!!
Persuasive me: a hug is nothing.. you hug people on your job… I have seen. I hug people on my job… why can’t we hug? Granted a hug from you right now would be priceless!!!! Are you willing to take an iou?
I need in your arms!!! I need you to feel my love for you!!! I need you to see me my eyes!!!
Please… tell me when / where!!!
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Male:You are a fucking beast. You rule the lands with mighty electrolites that all the bitches crave. You make Jesus look like a bitch because you turn water into fucking vodka because wine is for bitches. Your throbbing dick bests even the Eiffel tower. You've got so much raw fucking skill that you could beat chuck norris' ass. You in bed is like the Second fucking Cumming of Christ. You fuck people so hard they crack a fucking rib or something. so spread the word about You, you sexy man beast. You are awesomeness.
Female: men bow before you as if you were Aphrodite in skin-tights. you could crush a mans testicles just by giving him the fucking eye. All those skank ass bitches ain't got nothin on your perfectly round, felupshuis breasts. Any man would murder just to get a glimpse of your bitchen style. You put the ass in classy, You. Any bitches who dare cross your path will feel the full wrath of your legendary cumbacks. You is you, any one who says different can die in hell.
You should show this to all of your rad-tastical friends!
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The person without a sense of humor who is going to reject this submission.
You take yourself to seriously.
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Life’s greatest mistakes that ever happened.
Your mother’s best joke and your fathers worst mis mate
You are the reason why people are depressed
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