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shitter's knee

The red marks that show up on your knees when a lot of time has been reading, texting, or using a smartphone on the toilet.

Steve: "Did you have a good shit?"
Jamie: "Dang right I did."
Steve: "Yeah I can see your shitter's knee with those shorts on."

by Magikchef01 October 15, 2013


Drinker’s knee

Much like athlete’s foot, drinker’s knee is a real ailment that affects hardcore alcoholics. It involves sore knees the day after a big night - and not from sucking dick.

I’ve got drinker’s knee real bad today, I had a big night last night.

by Jimmyb24 September 1, 2018


Knee-vember

/niˈvɛmbə/
noun
1. the eleventh month of the year, in the southern hemisphere usually considered the last month of spring.
2. a time to reflect on the many laborious tasks that were detrimental to the health of one’s knees.
3. the period from the first of November leading into the Christmas rush, on your hands and knees, predrilling and countersinking deck boards, thinking ‘how am I going to smash out all these deck jobs before the end of the year?’, then thinking of the time you saw someone use a Quik Drive but were sceptical if it would actually work, even though there are heaps of positive videos and reviews…

“this Knee-vember I’m going to use Quik Drive

by cien_fuegos November 18, 2021


Knee-Snapper

Like an ankle-breaker, but higher up the leg.

LeDarius: Did you see when that guy got crossed?
Jevarious: Yeah man, that was a real Knee-Snapper

by dickey6969 May 18, 2017


Sweet Knee's

Sweet knees is the same as bees knees or cool beans. An awkward phrase that means cool

Oh Sweet Knee's (Gasp) that's cool

by Hdjejsm March 29, 2017


Weabo knees

Bitch ass knees, the bitchiest

Hey yo Brody got some weabo knees!! What a bitchy ass bitch

by Mblake774 August 18, 2018


Knee cork

someone who is a geek, dork, and nerd all at the same time. the original spelling was neekork. But was later changed to make sense phonetically.

"that guy with the glasses and is in the band, i heard he is really good at math!" -- Person 1

"Really? that makes him a dork, geek, and nerd!"-- Person 2

"you mean a knee cork?"-- Person 1

by LaughinShark January 10, 2010