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When a penis so hard it starts to glow and shines like a beacon to guide a sexual partner to the cock.
Amy gave me such a Dick Lamp that she Han no problem finding my cock in the dark room.
An old Scottish word for penis. The term was widely used by coal miners.
Also used when greeting friends or family. People you know really well.
Son: My pit lamps red raw!
Dad: Stop wanking all day and get a job!
How's yer pit lamp? ( How are you?)
Used in the same way a lot of people say "How's it hanging?)
A mexican mushroom head penis.
Pulled down his pant to realize he was packing a brown lamp.
A nicer way to say you're a fucking hot mess
Person 1: Damn her makeup is running
Person: And she just got dumped
Person 3: Yeah, she's a broken lava lamp
When you trick on someone and then shit lights up
When a bitch tries to get your man alone and then shit lights up. Whole ass trick lamp.
The annoying girl who steals random shit like a lamp from the bars in Amherst. She’s the type of girl who blacks out and then refuses to take accountability for her actions the next day.
Damn the monkey bouncers really had to kick lamp-girl out of the club again last night.
A tanning apparatus for the penis. See muffin oven and hand lube.
I lost my muffin oven, can I borrow your meat lamp? We're getting pale down there.