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Albanian Mirror Selfie

Following a date when someone is third-wheeling, start having intercourse in front of the closet mirror and tell the third-wheeler to go home so that the two can watch themselves in the mirror.

We went on a date with a third-wheeler, and after at her place, I told the other guy to take an Albanian Mirror Selfie, and I kicked him out the door.

by Lego Store Manager August 11, 2022


Mirrored Age

The period starting around the late 2000s and ending with the Trump presidency. Evoking the Gilded Age, the term underscores the rampant tech idealism of the time, which ushered in drone warfare, platform capitalism, Amazon and the retailocalypse, and the

collection and sale of individuals' data (often with their assistance such as with the Ring scandal). Also of note: The paradoxical normalization/ encouragement of narcissistic behavior and the death of privacy (and thus certain modes of self-determination); the rise of a cyborgian mystical-scientific-sycretic wellness culture alongside inflated healthcare costs; the replacement of social movements with personal reckonings and managing your brand; echo chambers; the favoring of creative production that is archival or highly reflexive / referential; endless navel-gazey commentary.

"After the protests started, Chad sent me $5 on venmo bc white fragility?? I called him out and now he's in a shame spiral that helps nobody."
"God, we need to get out of the Mirrored Age."

by poocsytipoop January 22, 2021


soul mirror

A cosmic lens for discovering one's true essence, seeing the drapes of personality conditioning ( Ego ).

When introducing the Enneagram, One will have a true Soul Mirror approach to self-discovery.

by Starify March 29, 2018


mirror shenanigans

mirror shenanigans are nudes in yo mirror. if i guy says mirror shenanigans they want some.

joseph: mirror shenanigans?

kaylee: maybe😏

by daddy dollar August 7, 2019


Mirror you

You stand at the mirror reading a chapter book backwards you get sucked into the mirror and everything is phasing the opposite way.everyone in that world will try to attack you with guns or axes and other weapons to escape you’ll have to read the chapter book that you redid in the other world but properly but you can only do it at the mirror

You.i lliw daer siht retpahc koob sdrawkcab
You.were am I?
Mirror you.dïë îñtrūdēr
You. I will read this chapter book backwards

by Thescaryteller January 28, 2023


mirror whacker

1. A person who experiences or exhibits narcissism, deriving erotic gratification from admiration of their own physical or mental attributes.

eg. Patrick Bateman in American Psycho

2. Someone who masturbates while looking intently at their reflection.

"That Leigh guy is such a fucking mirror whacker"

by vooos July 29, 2024