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The Mitchell Brothers (Grant and Phil) were two characters from the TV show Eastenders, who were bald.
So when a large-chested girl has a low-cut top, her breasts can resemble the tops of the heads of the Mitchell Brothers, so it looks like she's smuggling them in her top.
"Check that girl's tits out! They're huge! It looks like she's smuggling the Mitchell Brothers!"
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Mitchell High School is located about 20 minutes south of Bedford North Lawrence, a thought it is significantly much better it is still a flea rotten, slutty douche bag oasis. The school's athletic programs are so poorly undercoached and over funded. The football team is filled with out of shape untalented twats. The basketball team cannot even comprehend the basics of dribbling or simply how to complete a layup. However every basketball player has hope's of "making the big leagues"; they most definitely will always sign your year book with their jersey number. The cheer squad might as well be a 6 month opened old can of anchovies. The baseball team is the poorest athletes to ever walk the halls. The coaches pick the starters of all teams simply on who kisses the most ass and their relation to the coach.
Bill: "Yo Steve where did you get your crotch lice?"
Steve: "I forgot to wash my hands after high fiving a girl that goes to Mitchell High School."
The act of coming home after being out going up stairs and finding your sister half naked wearing nothing but your dad’s underwear and proceeding to smash her back doors in so she is unable to poop straight for approximately 3 weeks and when the deed is done it is celebrated by kissing the mucky love bucket followed by smoking a dirty Cuba you found in your mums naughty toy drawer
(Whilst at a therapy support group)
Thank you for seeing me doctor I was dreaming last night when all of a sudden I remembered why my life is so messed up it was because I used to enjoy Committing a sir Mitchell act
Lame ass school full of preps and gangster bitches if your not one of them than your nothing
Cheerleader: dont you just love JW Mitchell HS
Unknown guy : no this place reeks of preppy ass hores and gangster bitches
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A worthless hell hole filled with cum guzzling sluts who want their hell holes filled. Every teacher in the school is a joke and can't comprehend shit. Full of gangs, fuck boys, furries, and skanks who all think they run the school. A true shit show unrivaled in its mediocrity.
Hey do you know anyone at that shit hole, Mitchell high school?
Nah man fuck everyone there
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A Mitch Jones is whatever you want it to be. If you want it to be your best friend, done! Worst enemy, done! If your a Mitch Jones than you could get almost any woman you want. But you don't because you don't want you're wife to kick everybody's butt. A Mitch Jones is tuff. If you tried to eat a Mitch Jones you would have to chew just one piece till you were 80 years old. He could beat you and your dad up even if he was 5 years old. But he doesn't. If your lucky.
Man I don't know what to do with my life. Should I help the hungry, or cure cancer?
Or should I go all the way and be Mitchell Paul Jones and do it all at once?
a sexy ass hunk of junk with a pole that is absolutely swole
im gonna hop on gavin mitchell hundleys dick tonight (; (;(;(;(;
he aint gonna forget it