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Somewhere between 'last night' and 'this morning'; When you're up so late that you don't go to bed until after the sun has come up.
Bro 1: You should have gone home with that girl last morning.
Bro 2: Not a chance, bro. I can't get my freak on when the birds are chirping.
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A phrase to describe the construct of time outside of the present moment.
Steph: when did you go to the playground?
Vivi: last morning
Seb: when is dinner?
Vivi: last morning!
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The proper way to say good morning to your friends on Slack.
* 8 AM on a Monday Morning *
No one:
Literally No one:
Your Friend: HOOD MORNING YALL!
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Morning sex so vigorous and intense that it’s equal to a heart racing, pulse pumping cardio workout.
Did you hit the gym this morning braaaaahhhh? No broooooohhh got in some morning cardio before I left the house.
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A working gay male who visits a rent boy in the morning before he goes to work.
These men are often in the closet and in a straight marriage or relationship, and so would be unable to make excuses for going out in the evening to visit a rent boy.
Ryan: "Dude, why are you getting up so early? Aren't you hung over?"
Mike: "Yeah, but I wanna catch a couple of morning tricks before breakfast."
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Feelings of dissapointment and being ashamed in oneself because of your actions during the night. Morning Guilt usually occurs from either waking up with no money in your wallet, hungover, a ticket, hook-ups/creeping/drunk texts, not remebering what you said to people at the bar, but mostly not accomplishing anything on the weekend. Morning guilt can last up to an hour or until the next East Stroudsburg University weekend.
"Hey man do you have morning guilt?"
- "Yeah"
"Do you want to start drinking again?"
- "Yeah"
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Morning coffee=rubbing one out before work/school/going out in the morning. Like a caffeine fix, one may be irritable and groggy without it.
Person 1: "Why is Jose such a grouch today?"
Person 2: "He hasn't had his morning coffee yet."
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