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The opposite of a stud muffin.
That guy is a total dud muffin.
Are you going home with that guy?
Hell no, he's just a dud muffin.
A term ppl in online games like world of Warcraft use to describe a created female character of the gnome race that's sexy!
Hey did you see jewels created char? She created quite the gnome-muffin character!
1).When one feels an intense desire tor performing cunnilingus.
2).When one has a great craving for buttermilk muffins.
1.) Mark: Dude I've got the muffin munchies
Joe: Yeah me too, I could use a blueberry muffin.
Mark: Nah man, I just talked to your sister and she told me that this evening, I could take a bite of her muffin. *makes slurping noise*
Joe:My sister?! I'll choke you asshole.
2.)Oh Boy! I saw a commercial of a peach muffin, and now I've got the muffin munchies!
a non derogatory less subtle term for a Tampon.
I need to stop at the store to change my muffin plug.
The most sluttiest bitch around
Person 1: Yeah I heard she flirts with every guy"
Person 2: "That bitch is a thot muffin"
Muffin Rocker is,basically,someone who likes to fuck fat people,because they like the feeling of their rolls.
Guy-"Dude Your such a muffin rocker"
Guy 2-"I can't help it;I like how it feels"
An absorbent pad used to collect any number of bodily fluids excreted from a female.
Oops, I just sneezed and really need to change my muffin sponge.