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The wedding night: After a wonderful day, Winona wondered when she might get a peek at Walter’s famously huge marriage muscle...
The ability to make inflammatory or derogatory statements on social media outlets without fear of repercussion.
The nerdy little football fan flexed his twitter muscle when he tweeted "Ndamakong Suh is a big pussy! I could kick his ass!"
Moderately sized fat deposits on males that, at first glance, appear to be muscles that have been enlarged through intensive weightlifting. Faux muscles usually come with an enlarged belly.
Person 1: Man, that guy is so ripped!
Person 2: Nah, he just has faux muscles.
A bearded man that loves to workout and has amazing muscles
Damn... did you see that bearded muscle guy in the gym..
Decorative muscle is when a person (almost always a male) looks large and very strong physically, but in actuality is far weaker than they appear. This usually stems from one of the following ordeals:
1.) Using repetition in weight lifting which causes one's muscle mass to increase, while only gaining minimal boosts in strength.
2.) Skin complexion (muscle highlights much better on people with darker skin tones).
3.) A higher amount of fast-twitch muscle fibers which are great for short, explosive bursts of power rather than endurance and longevity.
4.) Focusing more on gaining mass rather than actually becoming stronger.
John was huge and very imposing at 6'2" and 225 lbs, but you should have seen the shock on his face when 5'9", 170 lb Daniel not only beat him at arm wrestling, but benched and squatted more than him aswell. It turns out than John had a bad case of decorative muscle.
The one muscle in every woman that has the magical ability to captivate and control any man of any caliber. This muscle is medically referred to as, "vagina"
Rusty was doing great, business was booming, life was going his way, and then he met Sally and she flexed that ol Magic Muscle. Now Rusty's broke and no one ever sees him.
When muscles are so large and beast like they purr like animals to show their strength, they will also growl if you make them angry
ohh wow look at your muscles i can basically hear then purr when i stroke them! definately purring muscles!