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when you slap a person in the face with your fat cock and balls
mike slapped eben in the forehead with his mushroom bat
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When you pull your penis out and womans anal cavity and there are traces of fecal matter surround the tip of your manhood.
A: Man, i tottaly got a mud mushroom last nite while banging your sister!
B: Clean that mud mushroom of yours!
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An uncircumcised male mastrubates to the point of ejaculation. As he ejaculates, he pulls up the foreskin past the head of the penis and pinches it off so that all the semen is trapped within the foreskin.
She thought things were just getting started as she prepared to go down on her boyfriend, but to her surprise he had already prepared her a mushroom cordial.
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When you smash the end of your cock against the face of a deserving party(preferbably with your man berries resting in their best friends mouth) and leave the impring of a mushroom behind to show who's king.
God dammit, Samantha, Jessica takes it a lot deeper than you without gagging. You need to get your shit together, bitch.
*SLAP*
Now everyone's gunna know who's your pimp.
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A hit by a penis with enough force that it leaves a mark in the shape of a mushroom
Katie was talking junk so i gave that whore the mushroom tattoo from hell right across her forehead.
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the mark on the cheek after a victim gets slapped with one's penis
Is Sarah having domestic troubles? i noticed her wearing a Mushroom Tatoo the other day.
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The act of gripping an erect penis by the shaft right below the head and punching the penis until it is completely bruised.
I was with this guy last night and he totally wanted me to blue mushroom him!
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