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When a girl shits and a guy catches it in his hand and wipes it all over his face so he has a mustache.
Matt - " Oh my god, my face still stinks from stacy last night."
Cody - "SHE GAVE YOU A FUCKING BRAZILIAN MUSTACHE, DIDN'T SHE!?"
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When you use any spreadable medium applied to each side of your penis so that when you wang slap the recipient(they must be unaware or unsuspecting), it draws a mustache across their upper lip. Precision and timing is a must.
Dude, I totally just "French Mustached" Scotty!
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made by a old guy. the meaning is a guy that has a mustach deep throats another man's shaft.
who wants a mustach ride
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The greatest outfit rock and roll will ever know. www.myspace.com/hitlersmoustache
Boy howdy, those fellers from Hitler's Moustache certainly posess the ability to bring the noise.
(hitler mustache)
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When a group of men in Minnesota are out ice fishing and one of the men falls asleep, the other men then proceed to ejaculate into a solo cup, they then drag the sleeping man outside into the below zero degree weather and pour the semen onto his upper lip causing it to freeze; creating the Minnesota Mustache
That was classic when we gave Frank a Minnesota Mustache. The doctors say the frostbite from all the jizz on his lip was the reason they had to cut it off.
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The smearing of the cheese like substance found inside the labia on the mustache of the male.
Gillie: Hey friend you're mustache cheese looks great.
Friend: Yea my lady friend has a great vagina.
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Any mustache worn by a douchey guy that is unaccompanied by a goatee, side-burns, beard, or other facial adornment. Typically the cop mustache is found on overly aggressive men with short hair and small penises. This facial hair is most easily witnessed just after speeding in a car or urinating in public. Synonyms include: mini soup strainer, night stache, and molester mustache. Alternate spelling: cop moustache.
1) Why the hell is mark sporting a cop mustache? Doesn't he know he looks like a complete asshole?
2) I decided that I only want to date insecure women who won't mind my tiny pecker so I shaved off my beard into a douchey cop mustache.
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