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Noodle rub

When you rub your finger through the hole on your pants

Person 1: “what’re you doing?”
Person 2: “I’m giving you a noodle rub.”

by Concludedspade November 2, 2020


noodle-necker

one who cheats by stretching their neck to peek at their neighbors cards during a game

Quit looking at my cards you noodle-necker.

by mja008 November 29, 2019


spooge noodle

when you bust a massive nut on a girls face running from the top of her forehead, over the nose, and across the lips, as if you flung a spaghetti noodle at her from across the room . may also lie diagonal across the whole of the face .

guy: wow girl i just emptied my balls on your face .

Girl: (wiping face) yeah you really flung that spooge noodle.

by riddler256 August 5, 2011


Sweater Noodles

The string used to cinch the hood of a hoodie.

Brah. Stop chewing on your sweater noodles.

by teachonmars January 21, 2019


danger noodle

A snek who is VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERYYYYYYYYY LONG AND DANGEROUS!

Person 1: Cool snake.
Person 2: Nah, it's a danger noodle.

by for40+yroldstrynalearninternet August 15, 2022

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Slapping the noodle

This terms also means to jack off or masturbate when slapping the noodle it is important to note that penis is usually long but skinny like a noodle

Hey! I just finished slapping the noodle

by Spanking that April 21, 2016


albanian noodle

When you cum in a girls nose and throw them down stairs

"hey babe wanna do the albanian noodle tonight?"

by rape=good_health_care November 15, 2017