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The sweaty feeling on one's scrotum after a long time of playing Fortnite without a shower.
2. Lack of getting out of your gaming chair nuts that are very sweaty ( preferably gluey old sweat)
Hudsen: man I've been playing Fortnite so long my nuts are starting to reek.
Mikey: damn, sounds like you got a bad case of Fortnite nuts.
When you're a tween stuck with your family in Disneyland in Cars Land and you seriously need to nut, so you stick your meaty-ass, prepubescent dick inside Mater's rusty old exhaust pipe, and he makes nut so fast that your mum almost doesn't catch you with your dick out in Disneyland.
John had a Mater Nut in last summer in Disneyland. He said it was the perfect nut.
A cocky bastard that uses those shitty cheap ass "Nut Passes" during No Nut November. The guy might even download the image so he can reuse it and continue to jerk his dick like a tire pump and say he won something. This guy probably cries when he doesnt get a participation trophy.
Bruce: Carter has already jerked off 13 times, and its only November 4th!
Adam: What a fat shit, I heard he uses nut passes as an excuse to reproduce with his hand!
Bruce: What a No Nut Nitwit, I bet his hand smells like crusty socks and expired milk!
When a problem arises this person will try to remedy the situation with no clue what to do.
Here come the buds nuts who will fuck this up.
When your nut sack gets a slight tear while still producing semen resulting in cum boogers dangling from your nuts.
After he got stabbed in the sack, nick had booger nuts for weeks.
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A temporary condition of the male psyche following an extended period of time without sexual intercourse or masturbation.
Symptoms include unwarranted aggressiveness, lack of focus, and recurring thoughts of brutally hate-fucking annoying celebrities not necessarily known for their good looks per se, but as a means of deriving pleasure from asserting dominance over the likes of big titted news anchors, and dumb-cunt reality show whores.
Dude, I had such an evil nut after that camping trip that I had to rub one out on the drive home to a picture of Jillian Barberie's ass on a billboard.
The gonads of a man who has recently had intercourse and who’s nuts are still freshly brined in the glorious pussy juice of a consenting female
Bro#1: how’d your date go last night?
Bro#2: let’s just say I got a bad case of wet nuts