Brim Jock

A greeting on Omegle.

You: Brim jock
Stranger: Brim jock, what's up?
You: Not much.

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jock in an itch

the female equivalent of "panties in a bunch," i.e., when a woman issues a complaint typically made by males.

A: "Shopping again? But we just went yesterday."
B: "Alright, alright Sally, don't get your jock in an itch."

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jock-a-bimbo

A NFL or collegiate cheerleader, or other sports-related sex object. A jock-a-bimbo is more than just a cheerleader as she is more explicitly sexual than implicitly so. The function of the jock-a-bimbo is purportedly to cheer for a team but her latent function is to perform in a sex show adjacent to the athletic competition that exudes a sexuality that underscores societal male hegemony.

The Dallas Cowboys cheerleaders are arguably America's leading jock-a-bimbos. They are potent sex objects that appear both on the field and regularly on TV and other media. They comprise America's Sex Team.

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Jock Swill

Jock Swill has no real meaning, it is in all of us and can't be summarised. Only those who Swill will Jock.

I'm absolutely Jock Swilled

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jock

somebody who always copying somebody else

yo she a jock all she do iz copy wut i do n wut i wear

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shock jock

A Disc Jockey for a radio station who specializes in shocking, disturbing, and disgusting radio bits. Popular examples include Opie & Anthony and of course Howard Stern.

Howard Stern is the first shock jock, but he is sucky. Opie and Anthony are good shock jocks who got fired.

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face jock

An attractive man who receives a lot of oral sex, thus "riding face" like a jockey on a race horse

"Man, those girls are all over Eric; he's such a face jock!"

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