ur parents pansexual

*three 5th graders at lunch*
tim: hey justin ur mom gey lol
justin: oh yea ur dad lesbian bitch
owen:hey guyz ur parents pansexual
*tim and justin die by a nuclear bomb*

alex: hey ur a loser and ugly

roberto: ur parents pansexual

alex:*dies*

grilled cheese pansexual

A Grilled Cheese Pansexual is a pansexual person who dates primarily genderqueer people.

“Oh yeah, Dirk? He’s a total grilled cheese pansexual.”

Pansexuals oath

If it has a hole it is f()ckable

Guy : she's a 3 but can I still bang? Guy 2:lemme check read you the oath. Pansexuals oath : if it has a hole it's f-kble

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double bass (pansexual)

Dumb person who is pan. He is friends with Corrozify. (another person I defined) He can play the violin which is ironic because his name is double bass

double bass (pansexual): i hate you 🔸🎆\
corrozify: What
corroz: This is so random
bass: i agree
bass: i still hate you 🔸🎆\
corroz: wait
corroz: why
bass: i dont know
corroz: you have no reason to hate me then
bass: ok
bass: i dont hate you 🔸🎆\

national pansexual day

National pansexual Day is the May 24 dont be afraid, show your pride with a blue, yellow and pink flag!! I am indeed a pansexual too and i am proud!

Girl :Heyyy have you heard its National pansexual dayy!! Boy : omg yass i have heard!! They: omg how amazing!!

ur gerbil pansexual

This insult is to only been used in extreme circumstances as it can can cause mass hysteria and global gang rape of 4 year olds

Jake: "ur bro homo"
Kyle:" ur granny trannie"
Jake: "ur dog nignog"
Kyle:"ur gerbil pansexual"
*Any living organism spontaneously combusts

misanthropic pansexualism

Being Pansexual except not towards humans.

Usually misanthropic pansexualism will be mixed upp with Asexualism, even though they are not the same.

Person A: Yo man, are you asexual or something?
Person B: No, It's misanthropic pansexualism.

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