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when you accidentally spill hummus on a girls face whose blacked out and when you’re “blacked out” also
guy 1:“dude he nuttedonnaface!” guy 2:“no way! did he really pull a parker?”
pulling a parker
"George lets go out the back for some Eduardo Parker"
The man of the goofy goober, the man of the stupidity of the stupids and the man of a gamer we may say
Someobody who parks right next to you, or who loves to park in a congested lot for the sake of being closer to the building.
People parkers believe that nobody should ever be lonely, especially in a parking lot. So they park right next to you. They also don't believe in walking the extra distance, so parking next to people in the front of the lot is worth it, even though this presents a hazard.
Steph: *parks her truck in an open lot in Wal Mart* Ahhhh! I am nice and far away. I can just drive away when I am done!
People Parker: *parks right next to her*
Steph: *under her breath* WHY! Out of the whole dang lot....
A penis wrinkle, often accompanied by ass spiders
He was being such a parker express the other night.