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sucking the flatulence from dead seagulls

A funny phrase to say to someone who is talking nonsense to stop them talking.

I saw you down the esplanade sucking the flatulence from dead seagulls”

by mazza98 January 18, 2023


Drunken Seagull Vomit

The result of a homeless man masturbating on the back of a holiday home owners back as they tan by their pool.

Alex woke up with drunken seagull vomit on his back

by Allen Charles August 16, 2021