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A shitting tournament with a March Madness type bracket (ie. whoever takes the most shits in a day).
Are you competing in March Shatness?
Of course I am!
A shat whag or shat wag person who know thing that mean nothing. They can spill facts on the most random topics out of the blue.
“your mum is such a shat whag”
“wtf is a shat whag”
“a shat whag is a bitch who know random topics and lives to talk about them”
Flushing three times during a single pooping session.
I'm not trying to waste water Mom, but after the courtesy flush, the primary disposal, and a leftover floater, I had a shat trick.
Having 3 (or more) bowel movements in a 24 hour period.
The hot dog eating contest sent me to the bathroom twice by 4:00. By 6:00 I was going for the shat trick..
That WAS AN Unbelievable Shat YOU DID ON MY TOILET!
noun: a dirty or disgusting public restroom in which one would avoid ANY skin to surface contact.
As Jenny walked to the public restroom she thought, "I'd better not touch anything in this dirty shat factory."
A play on "Shoot your shot" when asking someone out, to "shat your shot" means you asked the person out, but you botched it with the result that you were rejected.
You "shat your shot" when you botch a proposal to ask someone on a date. For example, saying the wrong name.
:::Asking out Becky:::
"Hi! I was wondering if you wanted to go to the movies, Cindy."
You just shat your shot.