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Shirt kitten means a bonny one willing to do whatever it takes to get McDonalds ...Even if it means stuffing a mcgriddle in her mcmuffin
"Omg did you see that girl giving head in the mcdonalds parking lot for a mcgriddle?? She's such a shirt kitten!"
A short with the sleeves cut off, and cut down the sides to reveal your average tool's chest
i hate going to the gym because every tool is wearing a douchebag shirt
When a woman uses your shirt like a tampon
"I was out of tampons so I just made a cherry shirt."
A stupid shirt worn by your uncle
Brother 1: I want a ricky shirt for Christmas
Brother 2: I already got one for you.
A shirt with a slight furry surface/feeling due to mould developing.
Furry shirt is when you put a shirt in the wardrobe too quickly after having ironed it, (i.e. still moist) mould might start to develop. Hence the slightly exaggerated, but relevant reference to furry :-)
When you don’t wear a shirt on your birthday.
I got my birthday shirt on...off....
A shirt that is specifically worn when there is a risk of food landing on it.
Generally characterized by being old, pit stained, with bonus points awarded for rips or tears.
Spaghetti tonight dear? I best be putting on my napkin shirt.
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Eww - I can't believe you wore that napkin shirt to dinner with my parents!