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First date left cheek sneak

When you're on a first date and trying to present your best self, but the pizza you just ate isn't sitting well with you and you need to let out the beast within. So you subtly lean to the right and silently let out your discomfort, only to immediately sit on it to avoid detection.

"Dude, my date with Tracy didn't go so well last night. She just got up mid-meal and left."

"She must've detected your first date left cheek sneak, huh??"

by stinky-poop-fart August 5, 2022


Sneaking out of the hospital

adj. Describing a thing or event that is very cool.

"That would be so sneaking out of the hospital if you did that!"
or
"That party was sneaking out of the hospital!"

by Inah October 11, 2005

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sneak attaxes'

Hidden taxes and loopholes in the tax code that give some taxes the ability to hit you with a ninja like quickness.

person 1 "Damn, gas prices went up 75 cents today."

person 2 "yeah we got sneak attaxed cause the Asst. VP to the CEO of nozzles at BP, who also happens to be Chairman of Republicans who love Jesus won big at the Track yesterday."

person 3 "I was sittin next to him at the track yesterday, he was with 3 trannies and was real excited about going back to the barn and showing them his horse."

person 4 "why did that make gas prices go up?"

person 5 "cause he didn't want to pay the taxes on his winnings so they wrote a loophole in for him on the spot, snuck it into the tax code as a provision in a weapons bill that passed unanimously so the government could get their money, plus interest and give BP a bonus as well"

person 6 "on the plus side 3 trannies and a horse fucked a Republican last night."

person 7 "stupid sneak attaxes'...."

by pseudonymouslyarriffic October 16, 2011

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ope lemme just sneak right past ya here

the most Minnesotan thing one could ever say.
often accompanied by a thick Minnesota accent

person 1: *blocking door*
person 2 (needing to get to the hotdish): “ope lemme just sneak right past ya here”

by traps n gaps January 20, 2021

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Sneak meat and greet

This is when a girl especially underage girls have sex with boys especially older boys to get them arrested for rape or underage sex with a minor. Some will even blackmail them for money all the time or they will scream rape. A lot of sick dirty shit girls do to get what they want or a girl they hate boyfriend because they not strong enough to beat her ass with him around and will even look like his girlfriend with make up to trick him. So many evil as shit I can’t describe it’s not enough space to type it here. A lot of times girls do this too because they Have hiv and and no one would have sex with them so lie and said he rape her and gave it to her.

This girl out so many good innocent people away with her sneak meat and greet all for the money and ending her best competition so she can be famous over him. Or he humiliated her when he showed her how evil she was online social media but didn’t see her face so she got her worst coldest revenge and laugh about it so hard when she got a tan looking black dark brown skin girl when she’s was really white skin or light skin. And no one can find the real her anymore.

by Megasus Thirst Jesus Christ June 11, 2022


sneak cheek

The lower most portion of the booty.

She was just sagging out with her sneak cheek.

by SkippyJohn June 19, 2017


crosby sneak

Adjective: to leave a party to make out with a stranger.

"I haven't seen Amanda in 20 minutes, she must of did the Crosby Sneak."

by M0nkeybuTt October 16, 2015