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Denver Sober (edit)
Abstaining from drinking alcohol; while still using other drugs, specifically drugs legalized in Colorado i.e. marijuana and mushrooms . Typically someone who is Denver Sober will claim sobriety while still blazing chronic and eating psilocybin mushrooms, unlike LA Sober who has an addiction to more extreme drugs still illegal under both federal and state statutes.
Person 1: Mike is just smoking weed all day in our apartment and popping psilocybin mushrooms now that he quit drinking. He's driving me crazy but definitely chiller because he’s not drinking and blowing lines of white like cray.
Person 2: Yeah he's Denver Sober now I guess.
Person A: You don't drink?
Person B: Nope, never have. I like being sober; drinking is really bad for you.
Person C: I saw you take a bong rip and eat some mushrooms before we came out tonight, I respect you for not being LA sober because you don’t blow coke anymore; at least you’re Denver Sober now.
Abstaining from drinking alcohol; while still using other drugs, specifically drugs legalize in Colorado i.e. marijuana and mushrooms . Typically someone who is Denver Sober will claim sobriety while still blazing chronic and psilocybin mushrooms, unlike LA Sober who has an addition to more extreme drugs still illegal under state statute like cocaine.
Person 1: Mike is just smoking weed all day in our apartment and popping psilocybin mushrooms now that he quit drinking. He's driving me crazy but definitely chiller because he’s not drinking and blowing lines of white like cray.
Person 2: Yeah he's Denver Sober now I guess.
Person A: You don't drink?
Person B: Nope, never have. I like being sober; drinking is really bad for you.
Person C: I saw you take a bong rip and eat some mushrooms before we came out tonight, I respect you for not being LA sober because you don’t blow coke anymore but at least you’re Denver Sober now.
Sober-rit-it-T
The drunken miss heard words of sober week so instead of two words you get one, soberity.
Matt - “Sorry I can’t drink I’m on a sober week.”
Sadie - “Soberity doesn’t mean you can’t drink!”
Matt-“What?”
Sober drinking is where you consistently insist you are not drinking and then take a shot immediately after. Words matter.
Ethan said he was sober drinking. He exclaimed "I don't drink" as he sipped on his whiskey. Eventually he becomes sober lit.
When you’re goofy enough to count how many A&A talks you have on YouTube. And pretend you don’t think you’re better and smarter than everyone else but you really still tug old men for gabbys
I have have six talks online, I’m super sober
Only drinking your friends alcohol to save money.
I'm low on cash so I must hit my buddies house up so I can stay indiana sober
When you constantly say you’re off the hooch but consistently get drunk.
Yea he’s hammered he’s just Dusty Sober.