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speed-pap

To fuck in a quick and superficial manner. It's where the fuckin' is continuously fast, as if to get it over with.

"I have to speed-pap the bitches when we're in the back of my truck, or else we may get caught."

"When I'm not speed-papping bitches in the back of my truck, I'm enjoying a nice refreshing drink by the ocean."

by Jordy-Time July 1, 2006

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Speed Mart

A 24 hour gas station/convenience store. Known for their wide selection of single beers and pornographic magazines. Also a terrific source for "impulse items" such as hats, miniature flags, smart-alek shot glasses (Instant Jackass-Just add alcohol!), and hot dogs that the owner put on the cooker with his bare hands. Known for having notoriously dirty bathrooms that usually serve as a last resort to desperate motorists.

Employee 1: I'm making a run to the speed mart anybody want anything?

Employee 2: Here's five bucks get me a Mountain Dew and a pack of Newports.

by Rocky Skyline November 5, 2009

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speed kitty

another name for a cheetah

damn that speed kitty can run

by jade_dragon November 7, 2018


Speed-waddle

The art of waddling quickly; something a young person with hip issues would do

Elena has mastered the art of the Speed-waddle. God's speed, my friend.

by boexe August 28, 2017


clock speed

adj. term used by ex-coder startup CEOs to make "speed" sound cooler.

1) We are demonstrating we are able to move with more clock speed than the rest of the organization

2) We've moved with great clock speed to deliver the project quickly.

by whatwouldyousayyoudohere October 24, 2018


Speed Skipping

Taking Adderall and XTC together.

"Woah I didnt know ur eyes were all black"
looks at pupil
"im speed skipping"

by woahimbomb March 16, 2009


speeding ticket

Essentially a legal extortion tactic that relies on outdated speed limits and places that live on state revenue. Better to hire a traffic attorney and deal with the bullshit now than later.

Person 1: "How the hell did Tom get a speeding ticket?"

Person 2: "Wrong place at the wrong time. Welcome to America."

by senthurmanz June 14, 2021