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A game that Spiro and his counter strike buddies are obsessed with, and worship.
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A team of firefighters that fuck shit up and puts out fires. Known for drinking pubs dry, Making chicks and fires moist. All round shenanigans.
Because even Chuck Norris needs a hero.
Pullaming Strike Team Strikes Again
This fires out of control! Call in the Pullaming Strike Team!
I lost my girlfriend to the Pullaming Strike Team!
That cunt has a sick moustache.... must be the Captain of the Pullaming Strike Team
The means by which human resources "professionals" anonymously and surgically eliminate candidates from the recruiting process, often while sipping soy lattes and watching BDSM porn in the comfort of their well-appointed offices.
The acronym "ATS" refers, of course, to the multitude of automated "applicant tracking systems" used by many employers to dehumanize the recruiting process and subject applicants to cruel and unusual forms of torture, including having to re-enter their entire resumes in tiny little fields after having uploaded a perfectly acceptable resume document.
Scully: "Hey Mulder, whatever happened with that job you applied for that seemed a perfect match for your awesome skills?"
Mulder: "Thanks for asking Scully, but I was the victim of an ATS Drone Strike."
Scully: "Those bastards!"
Cancer Strike Global Offensive is a FPS game by Valve. In this game you will encounter smurfs, non-bilingual russians and very toxic people in general. You can be as polite as you want, but matchmaking will always drop you to the most angry persons online. A well-meant usable advise or warning to teammates about enemies positions can be met with anything from "shut up n00b" to "i'll kill your mom." Also huge chance of people typing "nice try" after shitty clutch attempt. For most cancer play on european(russian) servers.
person 1: Dude I told you not to play cancer strike go every day - that game causes metaphysical retardation
person 2: cyka blyat
person 1: okay fuck you bro
Star Wars: Episode V - The Empire Strikes Back (also known as The Empire Strikes Back) is a 1980 American epic space opera film directed by Irvin Kershner and written by Leigh Brackett and Lawrence Kasdan, with George Lucas writing the film's story and serving as executive producer.
The film is set three years after the original Star Wars.The Galactic Empire, under the leadership of Darth Vader, is in pursuit of Luke Skywalker and the rest of the Rebel Alliance.
While Darth Vader maintains his pursuit of the Rebels across the galaxy,Luke Skywalker begins his study of the Force under Jedi Grand Master Yoda. But when Darth Vader captures Luke's friends,Luke must decide whether to complete his training and become a full Jedi Knight or to confront Darth Vader and save his friends.
The Empire Strikes Back:
(first title cards)
Title card/crawl: A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away...
Title card/crawl: It is a dark time for the Rebellion. Although the Death Star has been destroyed, Imperial troops have driven the Rebel forces from their hidden base and pursued them across the galaxy. Evading the dreaded Imperial Starfleet, a group of freedom fighters led by Luke Skywalker has established a new secret base on the remote ice world of Hoth. The evil lord Darth Vader, obsessed with finding young Skywalker, has dispatched thousands of remote probes into the far reaches of space...
Admiral Piett:"Lord Vader, our ships have completed their scan of the area and found nothing. If the Millennium Falcon went into light-speed, it'll be on the other side of the galaxy by now."
Darth Vader:"Alert all commands. Calculate every possible destination along their last known trajectory."
Admiral Piett:"Yes, my Lord. We'll find them."
Darth Vader:"Don't fail me again, Admiral."
Luke:"There's something not right here... I feel cold. Death."
Yoda:(points to a cave opening beneath a large tree) "That place... is strong with the dark side of the Force. A domain of evil it is. In you must go."
Luke:"What's in there?"
Yoda:"Only what you take with you."
Darth Vader:"There will be a substantial reward for the one who finds the Millennium Falcon. You are free to use any methods necessary, but I want them alive. No disintegrations."
Boba Fett:"As you wish."
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A remake, using the Source graphics engine, of the highly popular game Counter Strike. The game is very controversial amongst gamers because hardcore players of the original Counter Strike refuse to acknowledge it because of the changes the development team made such as bigger hitboxes, lower powered weapons and the dirty AWP scope..
"Oh no, not another Counter Strike vs Counter Strike Source thread"
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The newest Counter-Strike version that came with Half-Life 2.
Improved graphics, and physics.
Dude, wanna play some CS?
Nah, im stickin' it to CSS.
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