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An episode of anxiety that occurs when all of the television shows that you are watching simultaneously take a commercial break.
Johnny was enjoying Monday Night Football, Two and A Half Men, and a Scrubs re-run when all three shows went to commercial break. He was bombarded with soda and car insurance ads, and as a result, suffered an ads-iety attack.
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1. Ads that no single person would even consider considering. Why must they even exist?
2. Synonymous to the words 'annoying', 'blinding', 'frustrating' and 'crash'.
I got pop-up added on UrbanDictionary.com of the future.
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When a guy gets with a gurr (girl) who is much better looking than his ex-girlfriend.
Dude 1: "Hey dogg! Did you see your homey's new gurr?"
Dude 2: "Yeah son, that bitch is a major up-gurr-ade compared to his last chick"
Dude 1: "No shit, he went from a Pinto to a Benz!"
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A tax added to an item to raise government revenue from every stage of production, cradle to grave. Referred to as a VAT tax. It was an idea proposed in 1918 and implemented in France in 1954.
The Govt wants to add a Value Added Tax, or VAT because they keep spending money and can't manage their money, as sales tax, income tax, and death taxes aren't enough. They need to keep raising money to support the middle and low income folk who in turn can't manage their money, so they will keep taking from them to help support them. An alternate solution is to prevent fraud in govt social programs and let people spend their own money.
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Type of propaganda, typically goes something like "Hitler supported X, therefore X must be bad"
A lazy way of logic
"You know who else had Anti-Smoking laws? Hmm, oh who was it... oh yeah, HITLER!"
- Character on King of Hill, showing Reductio ad Hitlerum
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When you're trying to listen to the radio or watch a TV programme but you have to watch through tons of ads first or throughout.
I keep getting ad-raped on YouTube.
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When used in an argument, a person takes various scraps of talking points and tosses them together into a bowl, then tries to pass the word salad as a cogent argument.
In discussing the Boston Bombings and the Republican Congressmen who should understand the Constitution as pertains to the rights of American citizens, a commenter referred to the president as "Obummer" and said that the article about Republican Congressmen should have been entitled "Obama doesn't understand the Constitution" because the borders are not secure and Mexican drug cartels get guns. The comment has nothing to do with the article and can be dismissed as argumentum ad saladbar.