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swedish bareback

Can only be done during the Winter Olympics, it's the act of raw dogging, doggy style while facing the TV so you don't miss the hockey game specifically to shut your woman up since she wants you to pay attention to her.

She wanted me to tell her she looked nice in her new dress, but I was watching the Olympics....so I threw her a Swedish bareback

by Dizzle69 February 15, 2014

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Swedish Showstopper

While receiving a blumpkin, timing it so that man blows his load just as he deuces.

'Shane seems extremely satisfied, how come?'
'Oh that's because some dirty bitch gave him a Swedish Showstopper last night'
'How delightful!!'

by the sodimizer May 24, 2009

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swedish earmuffs

A sexual act that keeps a females ears warm after two men simultaneously ejaculate in and around her ears.

female: "ya, my ears are much warmer"
males: "ya ya shore, much stickier they are too."

or

male1: "hey man, that girl loved our swedish earmuffs !"
male2: "ya, too bad you stuck it in her ear when you came"

by Miguel Honess July 17, 2009

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swedish frosting

a guy puts saran wrap on a chick's ass then puts cocaine on it and the chick farts and the guy sniffs the cocaine

sally: have you ever done swedish frosting?
joe: do i really want to know what that is?
sally: trust me, you'll love it.

by bitchshitcuntfuck August 7, 2008

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Swedish boy

White fucking trash

Dude that guy looks like he’ll treat me like shit ;)

…Yeah man he’s probably a Swedish boy

by Fuck sake May 7, 2019

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Swedish Fish

Wearing a plaid tracksuit and fucking your partner from behind until they bark like a seal, while dangling treats above their head.

My tinder date put the Swedish in Swedish fish last night!

by The new dr Ruth August 5, 2020

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Swedish Racehorse

To stick one's finger in somebody's painting

Your masseur broke two of my sacre bleu while giving me a swedish racehorse

by MadLIbby October 12, 2009

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