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(1) adj - situation whereupon a male is undeniably at the mercy of his high-maintinence mexican girlfriend & answers to her every beck and call, usually followed by the reprioritizing of girlfriend over friends, family, school, mexican food, water, and air. Following the female beaner's demands.
My friend Steven, is taco whipped over his mexican girlfriend. What a faget.
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a taco that gets put into a pocket for later use.
pocko taco
1. What you call the activity any time you have sexual acts with someone after having tacos. Usually, going in you know youre going to do this, but tacos and bang can also be claimed retroactively upon discovering this is what you did essentially.
2. When you hookup with a person, knowing they will get slutty for tacos.
3. The name of the activity of having tacos then banging, having oral/anal sex or doing any other kinky sexual things you have planned, post-tacos.
Bro 1: Dude, did you hook up with Becky on your big date last night?
Bro 2: Yeah, dude. We were just gonna do food and talk so I took her to this taco place and she was so happy I got her tacos. After that we headed back to her place and hooked up real quick. 😏
Bro 1: Dude! That's amazing! I've never actually heard of anyone pulling off Tacos and Bang in real life!
Bro 2: yeah, dude. Tacos and Bang; It's a thing 😏
Boyfriend: hey, Babe. What do you want to do tonight? (Activity)?
Girlfriend: Nah, babe. Im not feeling like doing much tonight. Just hungry and horny. I'm thinking Tacos and Bang. 😊
Boyfriend: Sweet! Sounds good to me. You're the perfect girlfriend. ☺❤💜
Girl: Whats youre idea of a perfect date? Walk on the beach? Painting class? Concert?
Guy: Why does everything have to be such a big production these days? Why can't a perfect date just be something like Tacos and Bang?
Girl: OMG! I think I'm wet right right now! You don't know this about me, but I get slutty for tacos. I love them so much! Get me tacos and i will do this Tacos and Bang you speak of.
Guy: 😏 Another win for Tacos and Bang!
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In literal sense, a group of pedestrians consisting of ten or more walk into a Bookstore (such as a Barnes n Noble) with a minimum of two tacos each sitting Indian style in one general area of said store and eating tacos. If asked to leave/kicked out, the group must obtain more tacos and head to another bookstore
"Would you like to join my taco lobby?"
"who's up for a good ol' taco lobby?"
A joking way to refer to a lesbian friend. A conbination reference to "scissoring" and "taco" as slang for the vulva
Molly: "Penises are gross"
Joey: "says the taco masher"
When a girl is wearing absolutely no underwear all day under her pants. The woman version of going commando.
"Hey did you guys s notice Erin today? She was totally going loose taco!"
A term for flimsy female undergarments. EG: Thong Panties
Guy 1: "Dude, did you see the Taco Wrapper on that chick?"
Guy 2: "Yeah man, she was definitely flossing."