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When a girl is so loose, your cock doesn't touch the insides of her pussy.
Union Street - Long, steep, wide, downhill street in the centre of Aberdeen, Scotland.
"Get any poon last night then?"
"Yeah, but it was shite. Like kicking a can down Union Street"
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Once the smartest school in Greeley, Colorado. Now experiencing brain drain and falling faster than the US auto companies.
"You know that smart school in Greeley?"
"You mean Union Colony Preparatory School?"
"Yeah, that one. Did you know it is experiencing brain-drain?"
"No, I didn't."
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Provides an organized union of Martial Artist to help provide Superior Instruction in Martial Arts. Also, holds several Championship Tournaments each year.
American Sport TaeKwonDo Union is a Family Oriented Organization, who's headquarter is in Alabama
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The surface residue of a sanctimonious turd that simply refuses to flush down the proverbial toilet of a millenium of otherwise staunch academic tradition. Also known as CICCU.
"Hi, I'm from Cambridge Inter-collegiate Christian Union. I support the clergy's prolific choir-boy molestation."
"You're going to hell. I should know, I'm from CICCU."
"I don't even believe in Jesus. I'm in it for the free lunches at CICCU."
"The revised 10 commandments of CICCU:
1) Thou shalt have thine cake and eat it.
2) Thou shalt have the cake of others and eat it even if you are full from aforementioned cake.
3) Thou shalt increase the greenhouse effect through fly-posting and leafleting.
4) Thou shalt be racist and homophobic.
5) Thou shalt slap thine wife about a bit for she hath remarkable regenerative powers.
6) Thou shalt steal from the poor and give to the rich.
7) Thou shalt get them out for the lads.
8) Thou shalt evicerate the proletariate.
9) Thou shalt kill members of all other faths.
10) Thou shalt play cricket."
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July 28th is national Soviet Union appreciation day
Yo
Ya
It's national Soviet Union day
Lit
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only the most ballinest weapon on earth. nobody messes with the union tools ass hwoopin' stick. youll die just from breathing in the air let out by the stick. thats right it breaths.
a nigger walked up to the tank and jay busted out his union tools ass hwoopin' stick and killed him.
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A heavy stick with the Union Tools logo on it, used for ass hwoopin'. These sticks are commonly found in the back of Volvo Wagons AKA Tanks.
Yo, nucker you best step back fo' I bust out the Union Tools Ass Hwoopin' Stick and beat you down...What What!?!
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