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When you stick your dick in a roster and say look at my massive cock
Jared: hey babe in the farm house look at my massive cock
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Hey, that's a great looking cock!
wtf man
Oh sorry, I meant your rooster!
oh
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Poop
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(Yes I know funnier is not a word)
Dan: "ah cock I lost my hOmEWorK again!"
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A guys big cock meat in ur mouth
*choking* omg oliver ur cock meat is so huge!!!
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The act of throwing a rooster or roosters (preferably just before dawn) into the backyard of the person(s) that backed out of going out that night.
Ken backed out of going to the strip club with us so later that night we gave him a cocking
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To cock someone is to telephone them, wait for them to answer, say or shout the word 'cock' and then hang up. When this happens, you have been 'cocked'. The practice was made popular in the UK by the hit comedy series 'The Office', in which the hapless Gareth would regularly be cocked by Tim and Dawn.
Nojworth: We haven't cocked Gary lately
MacDaddy: No, lets do it! (phones Gary)
Gary: (answers phone) Hello?
MacDaddy: COCK! (hangs up)
Nojworth and MacDaddy laugh hysterically
Gary: (annoyed) Great. I've just been cocked.
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Cock-ed kok-ed adjective - the act of putting cock sauce on anyone or anything.
Damn man, I just cocked all over her face.
Say something else and I'll cock you, woman.
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