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Being shat on from a great height by a large bird. Used as slang when everything that could go wrong does go wrong
Karen took the day off and left me with a Pelican Milkshake
a granny milkshake is what you get when you take your grandmother who has been cremated, and mix her ash with milk and ice cream. Blend it up and there you go.
What do you want for dessert, Tyler?
I want a Thicccc Granny milkshake
Also known as “Milkshakism”, is an ethereal movement started in Somerset, massachusetts (which also makes it the only interesting thing to come from this shitty fucking town) based on the birdflesh song by the same name. The movements prime goal is to change the world by the molecular level to a milkshake, creating a sweet and cool paradise out of earth.
Milkshake is nice
But not in my eyes
Only in my mouth and soul
I want the taste
All the time
Milkshake is not a crime
I like milkshake, I like it a lot
Strawberry flavour, slowly we rot
Fresh fruit, milk and cream
Like an ever flowing stream
I like it sweet, not too thick
Without a shake, I get sick
Cool milkshake in a pool
Swim and drink, don’t go to school
Milkshake is nice
But not in my eyes
Only in my mouth and soul
I want the taste
All the time
Milkshake is not a crime
I like milkshake, I like it a lot
Strawberry flavour, slowly we rot
Fresh fruit, milk and cream
Like an ever flowing stream
I like it sweet, not too thick
Without a shake, I get sick
Cool milkshake in a pool
Swim and drink, don’t go to school
Happy soul equals happy life
Share a shake with your wife
True beauty in the cream
But it can’t compete with you Jolene
An English sexual tradition in which a horny man captures a woman off the street, takes her into an alley way and cums into her nose, which she then inhales. She then returns the favour before they part ways.
Bruh 1: Dude, did you see that chick on the street the other day?
Bruh 2: Yeah, man she was such a hottie.
Bruh 1: Well I saw her again later that day and totally gave her the best English Milkshake of her life!
Bruh 2: Nice dude!
When you only poop brown liquid after binge drinking in florida for a week.
Yeah just got back from vacation and can't stop making florida milkshakes.
Right after you drink that first cup of coffee and you take that immediate coffee shit; that first turd is like a apple and then the immediate rest of the shit is like a milkshake.
I drank that cup of Starbucks coffee and immediately let go of that apple milkshake.
The mixture of shit and cum that comes out of a asshole.
Bro me and my girl tried anal lastnight, she made me suck up my Satan's Milkshake through a straw.