Shirt kitten means a bonny one willing to do whatever it takes to get McDonalds ...Even if it means stuffing a mcgriddle in her mcmuffin
"Omg did you see that girl giving head in the mcdonalds parking lot for a mcgriddle?? She's such a shirt kitten!"
A short with the sleeves cut off, and cut down the sides to reveal your average tool's chest
i hate going to the gym because every tool is wearing a douchebag shirt
When a woman uses your shirt like a tampon
"I was out of tampons so I just made a cherry shirt."
A stupid shirt worn by your uncle
Brother 1: I want a ricky shirt for Christmas
Brother 2: I already got one for you.
A shirt too brazen, bright, and bold for everyday life.
We were out all last night. Sammy had the grass, a couple tabs, and the cocaine shirt on.
Admiring someone so much that you fully imitate the persons style, talk, way of being.(cloning the person)
Son says to mom; Have you noticed travie shirt tailing me.