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An art form crafted and mastered by the Schielke.Very complicated and hard to master but when mastered,you can control the entire tech room.
Alex:this project sucks
Schielke:Ok,lets Switch Gears
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A switch fitted to the inside back of our heads (possibly placed there by aliens) which will be operated when a certain amount of alcoholic beverages have been consumed. Once the "pig switch" has been operated, a man's behaviour will become very erratic, generally he will cease drinking with his buddies and go on a mission to get laid with any female that says "yes". As a rule of thumb, these females will be ugly in the extreme.
WARNING: Women can often sense when these switches have been activated (possibly by being in tune with their ovaries), and will often use this time to facilitate an impromptu marrage proposal.
Ben: What happened to you last night Bluey? You were there drinking with us and then all of a sudden you dissapeared.
Bluey: I'd had so much beer that my pig switch was activated. I wandered in next door to the disco and picked up the first chick that would go with me. When I woke up next to her this morning I discovered that she was an absolute 3 Tusker
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When you are preforming anal sex and go a little to deep. This deep penetration may cause you to hit a special spot. When this spot is touched she will start defecating everywhere. When this happens you have flipped the switch.
"I was pounding this dumb dingy bitch when I flipped the switch. Shit got rugged."
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"Dude, shut the fuck up or I'll flip your switch!"
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Engaging the hydraulics system in your slab
Man, we thought his ride was a hoopdie but when he hit the switch we knew it was a slab
Imma hit a switch, imma get hyper, maan where that shit at? Pass my damn lighter - Big Tiger - Drank Up In My Cup - Swishahouse Classic Flows Vol 1
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A switch that turns on a light bulb.
It was dark in the house so my mom turned on the light switch.
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Someone who doesn't care which way the toilet paper is put on the toilet paper holder.
I hate it when the toilet paper is put on the holder so it unrolls against the wall! But my wife could care less that fucking switch shitter!
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An Australian slang term for a hunting knife. Used mostly by lad types.
I grabbed a dickhead switch to defend myself.