the end of the world

awesome cartoon on ebaumsworld under animation

About how the world will soon end b/c of the USA andnukes

"Man, the end of the world is so fuckin hilarious, i fuckin pissed my pants and almost shit in them, BIOTCH!"

76👍 57👎

text end

1. when youve been talking to someone for a while and you run out of things to say, so your conversation ends awkwardly.
2. when someone says something so un-answerable that the conversation cant go on any longer.

both should should be avoided if possible.

1. *after 5 hours*

person 1: thats gay

person 2: i know

person 1: yeah

(text end)
2. person 1: guess what?

person 2: what?

person 1: i had dirty sex with a prostitute last night, and now i have aids.

94👍 74👎

Heath End

a useless school home to drunks, drug users and people whos existece is using up vital oxygen

hey you hear about that heath ender?
yeah he's such a waste of oxygen

16👍 9👎

Skip to the end

First used in the Brittish TV show Spaced.
If someone is telling a boring story "Skip to the end" can be used to speed things up.

Daisy: Dear Tim - Please forgive the letter; I'm feeling a bit confused. Everything seems to have changed recently. We all seem to be drifting apart like leaves from once-green oak -
Tim: Skip to the end.

10👍 4👎

end on an aram

When the bois go 0-3 on the night in League of Legends, and there's nothing left to do except lose an aram to end the night.

Phil: Fuuuckkk, we lost again
Jeremy: It's getting kinda late guys...
Martin: End on an aram, end on an aram
Jeremy: Aight bet

dirty ending

When you watch a movie and it ends without any specific conclusion, so the viewer feels betrayed; as if they had been shitting and there's still some left so their butthole still feels dirty.

1. "I just watched the end of the Matrix Reloaded and it was such a dirty ending."

2. "I just took a dump and I feel like I've had a dirty ending, so I should probably get back to dumping soon."

The End Is The Beginning

the last episode of VLD, aka the unspeakable shitshow, aka the thing we are all currently trying to erase from our retinas

The End Is The Beginning was a complete shitshow and the characters deserved better than this